I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
im so glad this is still getting notes tbh
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts