kittenc-um:

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

princefloss:

sky looked pretty today

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

trashboat:

doctor: i need anaesthetic

me: 

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buttlicked:

noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT

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grimmjow6th:

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera


Best dad ever
terrysdiary:

Lady Gaga on the way to the hotel.